it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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