Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
why is half of my head shaved?
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