Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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