she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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