She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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Houston, we have a blender
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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