quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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