this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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