Have you finally orgasmed yet?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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