I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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