I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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