that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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