y did u give ur computer a hand job?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Pappa wants mamma naked
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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