This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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