i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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