He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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