I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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