Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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