OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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