he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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