I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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