My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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