Dual....:-)
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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