ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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