She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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