It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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