eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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