I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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