i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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