I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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