he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Congratulations! We have a period
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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