We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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