The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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