just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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