i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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