remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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