I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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