hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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