we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
