I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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