I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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