It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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