I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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