I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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