Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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