Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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