you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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