Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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