maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Girls should come with a carfax report
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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