I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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