I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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