Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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