My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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no you cant smoke seaweed
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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