Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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