Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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