Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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